Monday, 5 January 2015

I will marry to the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a question to trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress some beautiful girl , which machine should I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead.

Just saw the best most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror 

True fact: God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me,isn’t that creativity 

My study period time = 15 minutes. My break free time = 3 hours.

People always say everything happens for a reason. So remember everytime when I punch you in the face, then remember I have a reason. 


Since long time I want  To Tell You a Good News And Bad News. The Bad News? I dont have any Good News. And The Good News? I dont have any Bad News.

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