Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Whatsapp Status

Best Whatsapp Status

1.There is extra in extraordinary.

2.The world will never end today because today is already yesterday in some continent.

3.Math is a loser because he is always trying to find his X who has gone over to Y.

4.Always give advice because you never know if it is right or wrong and you will learn when people act on it.

5.Who says I am not attractive? Mosquitoes and flies don’t think so.

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Thursday, 5 March 2015

A girl puts status on facebook

A girl….puts status on Facebook : “Feeling fresh…!!!”
Haryanvi Boy comments, “टट्टी करियाई दिखे???”
* blocked forever *

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Monday, 5 January 2015

I will marry to the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a question to trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress some beautiful girl , which machine should I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status said “Sleeping” …since 4 Days! He’s Probably dead.

Just saw the best most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror 

True fact: God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me,isn’t that creativity 

My study period time = 15 minutes. My break free time = 3 hours.

People always say everything happens for a reason. So remember everytime when I punch you in the face, then remember I have a reason. 


Since long time I want  To Tell You a Good News And Bad News. The Bad News? I dont have any Good News. And The Good News? I dont have any Bad News.

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Whatsapp status

The space between Your Fingers r meant to be filled wid Mine
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